Lily Phillips Sex Toy Completes the Holy Trinity
The official Lily Phillips sex toy is here at £64.99, and LilyHub is live. Where to buy it, and what her AI twin's Pornstar Mode actually is.
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Lioness Insights Grades Your Orgasms, DYG Offers Buyout
Lioness Insights' vibrator can track how good your orgasms are. Did You Goon's proprietary analytics would be the perfect match for a potential buyout.
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Sex Toy Advent Calendars 2026: Kinkmas Gift Guide for Two
Sex toy advent calendars 2026 from Womanizer, LELO, Ann Summers and more, plus Liberator's three Kinkmas Boxes ($199-$299). Prices checked Nov 4.
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Meet the Beisar Pixel: The Ultimate Male Sex Toy
The Beisar Pixel is an anal dilator, cock ring and testicle massager in one, with 9 vibration modes and 9 expansion patterns. Hold all my calls.
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Fleshlight Penthouse Pets Collection Is Live
Fleshlight Penthouse Pets: 12 exclusive Lady/Butt sleeves, carbon-fiber cases, $119.95 on Fleshlight.com—lineup and stock inside.
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Lily Allen Plugs In With Lovehoney
Lily Allen Lovehoney edit: four gifts for her, an advent calendar and a polka-dot plug from her West End Girl USB joke. Prices and where to buy.
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Beisar Has A New Chastity Cage: Prometheus
The Beisar Prometheus chastity cage brings remote e-stim and six intensity levels to Locktober, now $69.99 at 50% off. Who will control your remote?
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Queen Alexis Pocket Pussy: Tantaly's Findom Queen Collab
The Queen Alexis pocket pussy is here: Tantaly and Queen Alexis The Baddest launched a $129.99 TPE toy modeled on the Findom Queen herself.
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Sex Doll News: DollsCastle Futa Trio & Yeloly Irene Torso
Sex doll news: ULoversDoll adds three DollsCastle futa dolls and Yeloly launches Irene, a 44.8-lb I-cup silicone torso. Prices and specs inside.
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