We're eighteen days into Locktober, and if you've spent any of that time suffering enjoying a chastity device, I have amazing news for you.
The Beisar Prometheus chastity cage just launched, and it comes with e-stim built in: three pulse patterns and a remote to run the whole thing.
The best part? Prometheus is currently on sale for $69.99, 50% off the $139.99 list price. This is the kind of deal I'd normally say you don't walk, you RUN to. But that would be a wild assumption on my part — assuming you stop at chastity cages and aren't currently tied up or in a gimp suit. Maybe just use your phone to place an order.
Speaking of phones, and this is insanely off subject… but I can't help but share my theory on why Apple's new iPhone Duo sold out so quickly. Most people blame the atrocious reseller market. But I have my eyes on you gooners. We all know you love using a second monitor on your computer, and now you have one for your phone. Busted.
But enough conspiracy theories, let’s talk about the design. The cage itself is medical-grade PVC, and it now has a pee hole. Groundbreaking technology. PTERO is Beisar's existing chastity line, and as product manager Civeen William put it, "Some PTERO users told us that going to the bathroom could be a hassle." The box also comes with locking accessories.
The power box runs a little over an hour per charge, so don't expect this to last the entire remainder of Locktober. While it’s recharging you’ll have plenty of downtime for… other things. Ahem.
And if you're forced to control the remote yourself, I recommend checking out Locktober's very own top 10 dommes. I'm sure they'd gladly give you a reason or two to zap yourself. And depending on how good or bad of a sub you’ve been, the device comes packed with six intensity levels, ranging from 15V all the way up to 60V. Hint: start at the bottom and work your way up. Coughs yes, that was another Drake reference if Locktober’s Very Own wasn’t enough.
And if my terrible joke didn't land, Mona Wales recently posted an absolute S-tier pun about a Long Island congressional candidate who turned out to be a bit submissive himself. God bless the internet.
Anyways, does this change up the rest of your Locktober? Will you be buying yourself (or your loyal sub) a Prometheus? Either way, don't forget to track your progress.
