Two weeks ago DYG went all in on Nikki Benz for White House press secretary. Read that one first if you missed it, we deep dived her resume with reasons as to why she’s highly qualified. Hell, I even pitched a name for the live feed. I could’ve been the secretary’s secretary. And then Nikki went dark, much like her short stint at running for mayor. The last time she said anything about the job on X was October 27, when she told Brandi Love "Glad I inspired this."
Instead she’s been rehashing a decade-old feud with Lisa Ann, over comments made in 2014. Nikki says it all started back up after she took Kendra Lust's side and Lisa started reposting old tweets, and it's been receipts and reply guys ever since. Monday night it got to this:
But enough about the celebrity deathmatch. After writing an entire endorsement and calling her the dopamine fix America needs, I’m just a bit disappointed. And right when the race gets interesting she's in the comments with randoms, and somewhere in the middle of it she told one of them she doesn't even support Trump. Regardless of any of our personal political stances, it’s usually not a good idea to say you don’t like your potential boss during the interview process. Which makes me wonder if Nikki’s losing her touch. Because back in the day, when she was on top of something, she stayed on top until the job was finished.
Nikki’s odds barely had a pulse, but the betting markets have started to give clearer indications as to who will be the next Press Sec. On Monday, Kalshi had Danielle Alvarez up top at 20 percent. She was a senior adviser on Trump's 2024 campaign. Polymarket likes principal deputy press secretary Anna Kelly, who leads there at 15 percent. Alvarez was sitting at 3.5 percent on Saturday, Newsweek says, so she had a better weekend than Nikki did. Benz isn't anywhere in those numbers. Neither is Brandi Love, who raised her hand too. And Fox News has a source saying Trump's "instincts are to pick a man" anyway, so who knows.
But that leads us to our next fixation. Pardon me, Anna Kelly, I was not familiar with your game. If you know me, you’ll know redheads are a weakness. And now I might need to spend some time gooning... I mean, reviewing Anna’s credentials. Which means I might be throwing in the towel on Nikki Benz and defecting to team Anna Kelly. I’m sure my Spank Bank numbers will be able to vouch for my rapidly increasing commitment. Hell, I’ll even be logging into Polymarket and giving my prediction votes to Anna Kelly. I’m here to help any way I can.