From Mormon country to Sin City: a tale as old as time. OK, maybe not that old. But it happens more often than you might think. TMZ recently reported that Real Housewives of Salt Lake City star Whitney Rose might be making her way down Dean Martin Drive. More specifically, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club.
First pass: $40K for one 10-minute topless-style burlesque with Hustler's Electric Fantasy team, flights and hotel covered. Her agent came back at $250K. The club's latest, per the latest report: $100K for two sets — Friday night and Saturday night — paid $25K up front, $25K on night one, $50K on night two. Let's stop and think about that. If Whitney Rose agrees, that's $5,000 a minute to show off her tatas. The price, as the report put it, may or may not be right. Wish we could have Bob Barker weigh in on this one.
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If that wasn't enough Hustler Club news for one day, I've got more for you. Larry Flynt's club is currently running a special for early voters and calling it "Undress for the U.S." Show proof you voted early (October 17–30) and they pour you a complimentary cocktail. And if you swing back Election Day, November 3, they're advertising a free lap dance for that same paperwork.
God bless America. This is the type of ingenuity that will make our enemies fear us again. And if news channels start to report high numbers of voter fraud coming out of Las Vegas this election season, just know I did it for the dances.